10. Free entrance to the homecoming football game
_9. You can cut in line at any fast food restaurant without opposition
_8. Adds credibility to any "when I was in high school" story
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7. Guaranteed top-3 pick in any pickup game chosen by captains
6. It will have only cost you $5 per year if you wear it for forty years
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5. The rising cost of movie tickets won't impact you -- you'll still qualify for the student rate
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4. Your parents may forget that you should have moved out by now
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3. Everyday photo ops will turn out as classy as your senior pictures
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2. You'll never have to bring a printed resume to job interviews -- it's already on your back
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1. Hitting on high school chicks won't look as creepy to unknowing bystanders
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Because it still goes so nicely with your acid wash jeans.
Women love a man with power -- what's more powerful than a 3rd place finish at districts in the shot put?
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